I’m an Inventor, Really!

Any  intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of  genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert  Einstein
Okay, I haven’t told a lot of people this (only if I can work it into a conversation), but I’ve invented a couple of really good things. Take for instance, when my son was a baby and I used Pampers (disposable diapers) with diaper pins. Wow, I am really showing my age now!  Well anyway, when I was changing him I broke a diaper pin and didn’t have another. So guess what I did? I taped it on him, yep, that’s right. I was the original inventor of that tape on diapers!  I was robbed.

And in the winter, when my skin got dry and flaky, I put tape on my nose and ripped it off to pull off the dry skin.  Smooth as a babies bottom.  This was 20 years ago.  Then someone went and probably saw me and invented those Biore strips.  Wow, I’m just giving my ideas away………

NOT AGAIN.  I have had another Einstein moment and have invented what I call the “Einstein Duct Tape Diet”.

If anyone wants to join me I will post further instructions, but here are the first steps.

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1.  Put tape on your mouth when you want to eat things that are bad for you.

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2.  Open the items and just take a deep breath to get a really good smell.  Sniff to your heart’s content.

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3.  Then when you are dizzy from all that over breathing and get a headache, just put the food away and go lie down and rest.

Nobody is stealing this idea from me!

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About jaimmers

Learning to age gracefully and continue learning about myself. I blog about motivation, empowerment, family, weight loss and healthier living. Join me.
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